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TELEPHONE CONVERSATION: between a Yahoo Yahoo boy and potential Maga (Akpos).. Griiinn! Grrrin. Akpos: Hallo? Who am I speaking with Please? Yahoo boy: Ah, don't you know who is calling? Akpos: No I don't, the number is restricted . Yahoo boy: How is Ligeria? Akpos: Naija is fine but who am I speaking with? Yahoo boy: It's your friend from London. Akpos: I have a couple of friends in London which of them is this? Yahoo boy: Just guess. Akpos: Em, is it Fatai? Yahoo boy: yes! It's me Fatai! Akpos: Ah! Fatai! Looonggg time no see, how now? How is London? Yahoo boy: London is fine, how is Ligeria? Akpos: Nigeria dey dere o, the usual wahala, Ehen! D other day I saw your mother , she is very sick o, that was 2weeks ago, I am sure she should be dead by now.... Yahoo boy: Ah! Akpos: yes o, your father's house in the village rainstorm blew the roof away and it landed on the old mans legs N shattered them, he is at Ogwa presently ...... Y...